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"Cheap Old Houses" Throwback Unisex Tee: Mustard

Addicted to cheap old houses? Can't stop dreaming of moving across the country to fix up a dilapidated old beauty with no heat, a broken electrical system and no clean water source? WE HEAR YOU. This tee hears you. It was made for you.

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"The Impossible Just Takes a Little Longer" Unisex Pullover

From the mouth of Elizabeth's grandfather, straight to God's ears. Henry Baird's favorite phrase continues to inspire us daily to push forward on the restoration of your own Cheap Old House. Let it inspire you, too!

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"Plaid Linoleum" Unisex Tee

We once found a house outfitted wall-to-wall in plaid linoleum and well, life has never been quite the same. Join us in celebrating the weird, the wonderful, and the "totally out of date in all of the best ways" stuff our grandmas loved, and we love, too.

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"Discovery of Magical Places" Unisex Ringer Tee

Our official logo tee, now in a fun, throwback ringer! Our mantra "Fear No Fixer" (shout it from the rooftops!) is on the front and "Dedicated to the Discovery of Magical Places" dons the back.

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“Discovery of Magical Places” Unisex Tee: Yellow

Presenting: The official tee of the cheap old houses movement! With our mantra "Fear No Fixer" on the front and our logo on the back, everyone will know where you stand when it comes to the age-old McMansion v. Cool Old House debate.

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“The Peeling Wallpaper Preservation League” Unisex Ringer Tee

On your list of favorite things: Dusty Mantels, Wavy Glass, PEELING WALLPAPER. Fixer-upper lovers around the world understand the sheer joy of discovering layers upon layers of vintage wallpaper hidden in forgotten spaces. This tee is in collaboration with Camp Collection.

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"Cheap Old Houses" Throwback Unisex Tee: Blue

Addicted to cheap old houses? Can't stop dreaming of moving across the country to fix up a dilapidated old beauty with no heat, a broken electrical system and no clean water source? WE HEAR YOU. This tee hears you. It was made for you.

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"Cheap Old Houses" Unisex Tee

A super simple little tee to let the world know that you've jumped on the cheap old houses bandwagon and well, there's just no going back. Find that fixer, show it some love, and look mighty fine while doing it.

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"Discovery of Magical Places" Unisex Tee - Black

Presenting: The official tee of the cheap old houses movement! With our mantra "Fear No Fixer" on the front and our logo on the back, everyone will know where you stand when it comes to the age-old McMansion v. Cool Old House debate.

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"The Impossible Just Takes a Little Longer" Unisex Tee

From the mouth of Elizabeth's grandfather, straight to God's ears. Henry Baird's favorite phrase continues to inspire us daily to push forward on the restoration of own Cheap Old House. Let it inspire you, too!

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"Discovery of Magical Places" Unisex Tee - White

Presenting: The official tee of the cheap old houses movement! With our mantra "Fear No Fixer" on the front and our logo on the back, everyone will know where you stand when it comes to the age-old McMansion v. Cool Old House debate. Tee is made of 100% cotton.

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Cheap Old Houses "American Tour" Limited Edition Tee

In season 1 of our show "Cheap Old Houses," we traversed the country in search of the most magical cheap old house cities and towns. And then we made a band-style tee so we'd forever be roadtripping.

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"Cheap Old House Fund" Old-School Coin Pouch

Save your pennies! Seriously, guys, there are cheap old houses waiting for you. Saving for a rainy day (or a rainy house) will be simple and fun with our adorable coin pouches, which come in an assortment of fun colors.

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Cheap Old Houses Bandana

Our favorite sayings, all in one place! Cheap Old Houses buyers are rockstars, plain and simple. Our bandana is soft, cozy and goes with every style: Queen Anne, Craftsman or Colonial Revival.

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“I Brake For Old Houses” Bumper Sticker

Are you known to slam on the brakes whenever you pass a big, old fixer-upper? It’s high time you warned the rest of the world. Our “I Brake for Old Houses” bumper sticker is dressed in neutral shades to compliment any car, so you can rest easy and focus on the task at hand: Scoping out your dream house.

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Cheap Old Houses Stickers: Sold Individually

We took our most popular Instagram giphys, snapped our fingers and transformed them into a magical set of old house stickers sure to dress up even the sorriest of spaces. Collect them all!

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"Cheap Old Houses" Throwback Unisex Tee: Mustard

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"Plaid Linoleum"
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"Discovery of Magical Places" Unisex Ringer Tee

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"Cheap Old Houses" Throwback Unisex Tee: Blue

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"Discovery of Magical Places" Unisex Tee - Black

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"Discovery of Magical Places" Unisex Tee - White

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Cheap Old Houses Stickers: Sold Individually

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Cheap Old Houses Bandana

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"The Impossible Just Takes a Little Longer" Unisex Pullover

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“Discovery of Magical Places” Unisex Tee: Yellow

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“The Peeling Wallpaper Preservation League” Unisex Ringer Tee

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"Cheap Old Houses" Unisex Tee

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"The Impossible Just Takes a Little Longer" Unisex Tee

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Cheap Old Houses "American Tour" Limited Edition Tee

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"Cheap Old House Fund" Old-School Coin Pouch

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“I Brake For Old Houses” Bumper Sticker

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