Welcome to the official Cheap Old Houses shop! We're here to celebrate all of the old house lovers + dreamers out there, and to debunk the common myth that fixers are to be feared. Browse, indulge and join the Cheap Old Houses revolution—because we can't stop, won't stop until every old house is saved!
FEAR NO FIXER
Welcome to the official Cheap Old Houses shop! We're here to celebrate all of the old house lovers + dreamers out there, and to debunk the common myth that fixers are to be feared. Browse, indulge and join the Cheap Old Houses revolution—because we can't stop, won't stop until every old house is saved!
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Welcome to the official Cheap Old Houses shop! We're here to celebrate all of the old house lovers + dreamers out there, and to debunk the common myth that fixers are to be feared. Browse, indulge and join the Cheap Old Houses revolution—because we can't stop, won't stop until every old house is saved!
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Cheap Old Houses: The Book
We wrote a book for anyone who has ever dreamt of changing their life to rescue an old house. Within these pages, you’ll discover sprawling Victorian mansions, Italianate–style farmhouses, off–the–beaten–path cabins, and even old churches, schoolhouses and hydropower stations turned into residences. Cheap Old Houses features the stories of how these homes were acquired and lovingly restored. With hundreds of beautiful photographs capturing these incredibly affordable homes in all their glory, you’ll be inspired to find “the one”—a fixer upper to rescue that will rescue you right back.
Three things that old house owners can't stop bragging about: Pocket doors, pocket doors and pocket doors. Once you've discovered a pair of these beauties hiding inside your walls, you'll have crossed into another dimension and there will be no turning back. Spread the love!
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Architecture 101 never looked more fun! We partnered with Julia Walther of Shiny Apple Studio in Washington, D.C. to offer this pack of tiny, shiny pins celebrating the three orders of Ancient Greek architecture: Doric, Ionic, and Corinthian.
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A little tongue-in-cheek old house humor never hurt anyone! Show the world you love your dear old Money Pit with our custom, vintage-inspired felt pennant made only for those for who understand that the blood, sweat and tears will all be worth it in the end. (But shhhh... that's our little secret!)
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If you understand the magic of wavy glass, then this tee doesn't need much of an explanation. GIMME ALL THE WAVY GLASS! Wear this shirt with pride, in memory of all those old houses who have lost their wavy glass to the power and persuasion of vinyl window salespeople. It's a crime.
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Introducing: The perfect housewarming gift, for a friend or for yourself! It took you forever to find The Greatest House in the World, and this vintage-inspired hotel keychain is here to help you celebrate the win!
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Gather the troops! Collect your tools! There's a house out there that needs your help! Our rally cry is here to remind you that even while crawling around in the darkest of cellars while wearing a respirator, you're doing well by the world. Thank you to all of our intrepid old house rockstars.
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We took our most popular Instagram giphys, snapped our fingers and transformed them into a magical set of old house stickers sure to dress up even the sorriest of spaces. Collect them all!
Stickers are sold individually.
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We wish we could have made a bag to fit one thousand houses inside. Spread the Cheap Old Houses love with this 100% cotton tote, which announces our dedication to never stop celebrating the weird and wonderful.
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A super simple little tee to let the world know that you've jumped on the cheap old houses bandwagon and well, there's just no going back. Find that fixer, show it some love, and look mighty fine while doing it.
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Save your pennies! Seriously, guys, there are cheap old houses waiting for you. Saving for a rainy day (or a rainy house) will be simple and fun with our adorable coin pouches, which come in an assortment of fun colors.
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"Save All The Old Houses" Midweight Unisex Pullover
Can't stop, won't stop until every old house is saved! If this is your mantra, you'll want to live in our cozy-as-can-be "Save All the Old Houses" sweatshirt. It's the greatest invention since pocket doors.
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Rally the troops—and save all the old houses! As seen on our very own "Old Blue" (our 1977 F150), our vinyl transfer stickers will make quite a statement adorning mirrors, cars, windows... or even your own beat-up old truck (aren't they the best?)
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Can't stop, won't stop until every old house is saved! If this is your mantra, you'll want to live in our cozy-as-can-be "Save All the Old Houses" crewneck, now in a rose-colored lightweight cotton that's perfect for warm weather!
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The old adage says there's no replacement for hard work and when it comes to old houses, we wholeheartedly agree! Come for the love of the house; stay for the love of the work. It's the gift that keeps on giving.
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There’s nothing like a good Grandma House! Cozy, warm and perfectly old-timey. Our “Grandma House” wool felt pennant is cheeky, fun and perfect for hanging in your vintage pink bathroom. You're welcome.
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If these walls could talk, they'd surely say: I'm magical! Old houses are the most magical of places, and our sweet-as-sunshine ringer tee is here to announce it to the world. This tee is in collaboration with Camp Collection.
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For all the quirky old things you just gotta have! Our 100% cotton, sturdy canvas tote is perfect for collecting flea market treasures and other rare finds. Hey, your old house deserves 'em.
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Gather the troops! Collect your tools! There's a house out there that needs your help! Our rally cry is here to remind you that even while crawling around in the darkest of cellars while wearing a respirator, you're doing well by the world. Thank you to all of our intrepid old house rockstars.
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Fixers are our favorites! Nothing should stand in the way of you and your dream home, least of all a little blood, sweat and tears. It'll all be worth it in the end, we promise. Wear it with pride! Originally $32.
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A little tongue-in-cheek old house humor never hurt anyone! Show the world you love your dear old Money Pit with our custom, vintage-inspired keychain made only for those for who understand that the blood, sweat and tears will all be worth it in the end. (But shhhh... that's our little secret!)
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Presenting: The official tee of the cheap old houses movement! With our mantra "Fear No Fixer" on the front and our logo on the back, everyone will know where you stand when it comes to the age-old McMansion v. Cool Old House debate.
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Things you love: Things with character. Things with potential. Cheap Old Houses! You're a lover of all things old and beautiful, and you're ready to live the dream. And you need this super snuggly tee.
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Presenting: The official tee of the cheap old houses movement! With our mantra "Fear No Fixer" on the front and our logo on the back, everyone will know where you stand when it comes to the age-old McMansion v. Cool Old House debate.
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Old is beautiful, and old souls are our favorite people. HANDS DOWN. We created this super snuggly tee to celebrate those wonderful old souls who see the beauty in the bygone.
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From the mouth of Elizabeth's grandfather, straight to God's ears. Henry Baird's favorite phrase continues to inspire us daily to push forward on the restoration of own Cheap Old House. Let it inspire you, too!
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There are so many good ones! Keep tabs on your favorite cheap old houses with our simple and stylish little notebook, perfect for tucking into your glove compartment while scoping out hidden gems.
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There’s no shame in wanting to spend all of your time indoors, especially when old houses are involved. If the great indoors are your happy place, then grab that book and curl right up!
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Addicted to cheap old houses? Can't stop dreaming of moving across the country to fix up a dilapidated old beauty with no heat, a broken electrical system and no clean water source? WE HEAR YOU. This tee hears you. It was made for you.
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Our favorite sayings, all in one place! Cheap Old Houses buyers are rockstars, plain and simple. Our bandana is soft, cozy and goes with every style: Queen Anne, Craftsman or Colonial Revival.
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If there’s one thing we’re sure of, it’s that people who live in bungalows LOVE THEIR BUNGALOWS. It’s a special kind of bond we like to call BungaLOVE, and we’ve designed an extra-special pennant to celebrate it.
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On your list of favorite things: Dusty Mantels, Wavy Glass, PEELING WALLPAPER. Fixer-upper lovers around the world understand the sheer joy of discovering layers upon layers of vintage wallpaper hidden in forgotten spaces. This tee is in collaboration with Camp Collection.
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No one is asking you to pick a favorite house. No one is even asking you to pick a favorite style. Really, let’s just SAVE THEM ALL. Our “Save All the Old Houses” tee is cozy-as-can-be and 100% cotton.
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FACT: You have the greatest house in the world. Isn’t it time you made that news official? Shower your home with love with this vintage-inspired pennant, crafted of a nostalgic wool felt and made to flatter any great house. The perfect housewarming gift!
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Guilty as charged. Do you love to swipe through photos of cookie cutter interiors and wish they'd just left well enough alone? Sigh. We hear ya.
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Someday you'll have a kitchen with the sink of your dreams. In the meantime, we made you a pin! Wear it to celebrate the simple things in life, like farmhouses, sunflowers and 6'-long drainboards.
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The perfect gift for the old house lover who has everything! This cheerful and nostalgic pennant will celebrate your spirit of advocacy and preservation, while adding a splash of vintage charm to your home.
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We love ice cream. And we didn't think anything could ever be better. But then we discovered old houses! If you've ever said that a Victorian porch looks good enough to eat, this tee is for you. Originally $32.
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From the mouth of Elizabeth's grandfather, straight to God's ears. Henry Baird's favorite phrase continues to inspire us daily to push forward on the restoration of own Cheap Old House. Let it inspire you, too!
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Things you love: Things with character. Things with potential. Cheap Old Houses! You're a lover of all things old and beautiful, and you're ready to live the dream. And you need this super snuggly tee.
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Get out and spread the BungaLOVE! Bungalow lovers far and wide will adore this charming take on a classic style. Coast to coast, far and wide, the good ol’ Craftsman is as American as apple pie.
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Addicted to cheap old houses? Can't stop dreaming of moving across the country to fix up a dilapidated old beauty with no heat, a broken electrical system and no clean water source? WE HEAR YOU. This tee hears you. It was made for you.
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Presenting: The official tee of the cheap old houses movement! With our mantra "Fear No Fixer" on the front and our logo on the back, everyone will know where you stand when it comes to the age-old McMansion v. Cool Old House debate. Tee is made of 100% cotton.
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Are you known to slam on the brakes whenever you pass a big, old fixer-upper? It’s high time you warned the rest of the world. Our “I Brake for Old Houses” bumper sticker is dressed in neutral shades to compliment any car, so you can rest easy and focus on the task at hand: Scoping out your dream house.
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"Plaid Linoleum" Unisex Tee
We once found a house outfitted wall-to-wall in plaid linoleum and well, life has never been quite the same. Join us in celebrating the weird, the wonderful, and the "totally out of date in all of the best ways" stuff our grandmas loved, and we love, too.
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Is there anything better than cozying up in a grandpa cardigan? It's second only to the feeling of being in an old house filled with the kind of love only grandmas can provide. This collaboration with Camp Collection celebrates both of our favorite things.
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We didn’t think anything could be more charming than an old city street lined with historic brownstones. And then we made this pin. Whether you own a historical rowhouse, or you just dream of it, this pin is for you.
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We love ice cream. And we didn't think anything could ever be better. But then we discovered old houses! If you've ever said that a Victorian porch looks good enough to eat, this tee is for you. Originally $18.
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With all due respect to Tom Hanks, nothing makes us happier than an old house in need of love. And they're not all money pits! Join the fixer-upper revolution and show the world that fixers are not to be feared. Warm + cozy + all the feels. Originally $38.
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In season 1 of our show "Cheap Old Houses," we traversed the country in search of the most magical cheap old house cities and towns. And then we made a band-style tee so we'd forever be roadtripping. 100% of the proceeds from the sale of this tee will be donated to the Kingston City Land Bank, which helps rehab historical homes into affordable housing for the immediate community.
$36.00
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Shout it from the rooftops! Save all the old houses! Our classic gold pin goes with everything and is a must for any old house lover! Made of hard enamel with a polished gold metal finish.
Size: 1″ tall x 1.25″ wide
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We've found the perfect gift for your friend who spends 3/4 of their monthly income on rent for their studio apartment in an overpriced city! Yay! (Come on over to the other side, guys, the weather's fine!)
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A fun collection of old house puffy stickers!
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Our official logo tee, now in a fun, throwback ringer! Our mantra "Fear No Fixer" (shout it from the rooftops!) is on the front and "Dedicated to the Discovery of Magical Places" dons the back.
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Secret Instagram Access + Our Cheap Old Houses Newsletters
Recieve ALL FOUR of our weekly newsletters for the price of two! Yippee! Between our "Secret" Instagram feed, Ultra Cheap Old Houses, Cheap(ish) Old Houses, Cheap Old Farmhouses, and Cheap Old Houses Abroad newsletters, you're looking at over 2,000 additional listings each year, filled with more old house goodness than you'll be able to handle. Surely, "the one" is in there somewhere, right?
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Gift cards for old house lovers! It’s easy to give generously when you’re helping someone celebrate their old house journey. Our gift cards can be redeemed for any of the celebratory old house merchandise in our shop! Unfortunately, they cannot be redeemed for the purchase of an actual old house (if only!).
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Presenting: The official tee of the cheap old houses movement! With our mantra "Fear No Fixer" on the front and our logo on the back, everyone will know where you stand when it comes to the age-old McMansion v. Cool Old House debate. Tee is made of 100% cotton.
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Psst... We think your house is magical, and we think you'd look adorable in this tee. This is the perfect outfit to wear next time you're visiting all of the people who told you you were crazy for buying "that old place." (don't worry, we get you!)
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