Welcome to the official Cheap Old Houses shop! We're here to celebrate all of the old house lovers + dreamers out there, and to debunk the common myth that fixers are to be feared. Browse, indulge and join the Cheap Old Houses revolution—because we can't stop, won't stop until every old house is saved!
FEAR NO FIXER
Welcome to the official Cheap Old Houses shop! We're here to celebrate all of the old house lovers + dreamers out there, and to debunk the common myth that fixers are to be feared. Browse, indulge and join the Cheap Old Houses revolution—because we can't stop, won't stop until every old house is saved!
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Welcome to the official Cheap Old Houses shop! We're here to celebrate all of the old house lovers + dreamers out there, and to debunk the common myth that fixers are to be feared. Browse, indulge and join the Cheap Old Houses revolution—because we can't stop, won't stop until every old house is saved!
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Cheap Old Houses: The Book
We wrote a book for anyone who has ever dreamt of changing their life to rescue an old house. Within these pages, you’ll discover sprawling Victorian mansions, Italianate–style farmhouses, off–the–beaten–path cabins, and even old churches, schoolhouses and hydropower stations turned into residences. Cheap Old Houses features the stories of how these homes were acquired and lovingly restored. With hundreds of beautiful photographs capturing these incredibly affordable homes in all their glory, you’ll be inspired to find “the one”—a fixer upper to rescue that will rescue you right back.
A little tongue-in-cheek old house humor never hurt anyone! Show the world you love your dear old Money Pit with our custom, vintage-inspired felt pennant made only for those for who understand that the blood, sweat and tears will all be worth it in the end. (But shhhh... that's our little secret!)
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If you understand the magic of wavy glass, then this tee doesn't need much of an explanation. GIMME ALL THE WAVY GLASS! Wear this shirt with pride, in memory of all those old houses who have lost their wavy glass to the power and persuasion of vinyl window salespeople. It's a crime.
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Gather the troops! Collect your tools! There's a house out there that needs your help! Our rally cry is here to remind you that even while crawling around in the darkest of cellars while wearing a respirator, you're doing well by the world. Thank you to all of our intrepid old house rockstars.
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Gather the troops! Collect your tools! There's a house out there that needs your help! Our rally cry is here to remind you that even while crawling around in the darkest of cellars while wearing a respirator, you're doing well by the world. Thank you to all of our intrepid old house rockstars.
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A little tongue-in-cheek old house humor never hurt anyone! Show the world you love your dear old Money Pit with our custom, vintage-inspired keychain made only for those for who understand that the blood, sweat and tears will all be worth it in the end. (But shhhh... that's our little secret!)
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Presenting: The official tee of the cheap old houses movement! With our mantra "Fear No Fixer" on the front and our logo on the back, everyone will know where you stand when it comes to the age-old McMansion v. Cool Old House debate.
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Old is beautiful, and old souls are our favorite people. HANDS DOWN. We created this super snuggly tee to celebrate those wonderful old souls who see the beauty in the bygone.
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Presenting: The official tee of the cheap old houses movement! With our mantra "Fear No Fixer" on the front and our logo on the back, everyone will know where you stand when it comes to the age-old McMansion v. Cool Old House debate. Tee is made of 100% cotton.
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Are you known to slam on the brakes whenever you pass a big, old fixer-upper? It’s high time you warned the rest of the world. Our “I Brake for Old Houses” bumper sticker is dressed in neutral shades to compliment any car, so you can rest easy and focus on the task at hand: Scoping out your dream house.
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"Plaid Linoleum" Unisex Tee
We once found a house outfitted wall-to-wall in plaid linoleum and well, life has never been quite the same. Join us in celebrating the weird, the wonderful, and the "totally out of date in all of the best ways" stuff our grandmas loved, and we love, too.
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In season 1 of our show "Cheap Old Houses," we traversed the country in search of the most magical cheap old house cities and towns. And then we made a band-style tee so we'd forever be roadtripping. 100% of the proceeds from the sale of this tee will be donated to the Kingston City Land Bank, which helps rehab historical homes into affordable housing for the immediate community.
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Secret Instagram Access + Our Cheap Old Houses Newsletters
Recieve ALL FOUR of our weekly newsletters for the price of two! Yippee! Between our "Secret" Instagram feed, Ultra Cheap Old Houses, Cheap(ish) Old Houses, Cheap Old Farmhouses, and Cheap Old Houses Abroad newsletters, you're looking at over 2,000 additional listings each year, filled with more old house goodness than you'll be able to handle. Surely, "the one" is in there somewhere, right?
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