We offer 4 weekly newsletters, focused on all different types of Cheap Old Houses! With a discount bundle newsletter subscription, you’ll receive all four newsletters for the price of two (wha!?!) That’s 2,000 additional active listings each year, filled with more old house goodness than you’ll be able to handle. Surely, “the one” is in there somewhere, right?
CHEAP OLD HOUSES:
THE BOOK
We wrote a book for anyone who has ever dreamt of changing their life to rescue an old house. Within these pages, you’ll discover sprawling Victorian mansions, Italianate–style farmhouses, off–the–beaten–path cabins, and even old churches, schoolhouses and hydropower stations turned into residences. Cheap Old Houses features the stories of how these homes were acquired and lovingly restored. With hundreds of beautiful photographs capturing these incredibly affordable homes in all their glory, you’ll be inspired to find “the one”—a fixer upper to rescue that will rescue you right back.
We wrote a book for anyone who has ever dreamt of changing their life to rescue an old house. You'll be inspired to find "the one"--a fixer-upper that will rescue you right back.
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Addicted to cheap old houses? Can't stop dreaming of moving across the country to fix up a dilapidated old beauty with no heat, a broken electrical system and no clean water source? WE HEAR YOU. This tee hears you. It was made for you.
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Gather the troops! Collect your tools! There's a house out there that needs your help! Our rally cry is here to remind you that even while crawling around in the darkest of cellars while wearing a respirator, you're doing well by the world. Thank you to all of our intrepid old house rockstars.
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From the mouth of Elizabeth's grandfather, straight to God's ears. Henry Baird's favorite phrase continues to inspire us daily to push forward on the restoration of own Cheap Old House. Let it inspire you, too!
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"Plaid Linoleum" Unisex Tee
We once found a house outfitted wall-to-wall in plaid linoleum and well, life has never been quite the same. Join us in celebrating the weird, the wonderful, and the "totally out of date in all of the best ways" stuff our grandmas loved, and we love, too.
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Presenting: The official tee of the cheap old houses movement! With our mantra "Fear No Fixer" on the front and our logo on the back, everyone will know where you stand when it comes to the age-old McMansion v. Cool Old House debate.
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Our official logo tee, now in a fun, throwback ringer! Our mantra "Fear No Fixer" (shout it from the rooftops!) is on the front and "Dedicated to the Discovery of Magical Places" dons the back.
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Presenting: The official tee of the cheap old houses movement! With our mantra "Fear No Fixer" on the front and our logo on the back, everyone will know where you stand when it comes to the age-old McMansion v. Cool Old House debate.
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On your list of favorite things: Dusty Mantels, Wavy Glass, PEELING WALLPAPER. Fixer-upper lovers around the world understand the sheer joy of discovering layers upon layers of vintage wallpaper hidden in forgotten spaces. This tee is in collaboration with Camp Collection.
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Addicted to cheap old houses? Can't stop dreaming of moving across the country to fix up a dilapidated old beauty with no heat, a broken electrical system and no clean water source? WE HEAR YOU. This tee hears you. It was made for you.
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A super simple little tee to let the world know that you've jumped on the cheap old houses bandwagon and well, there's just no going back. Find that fixer, show it some love, and look mighty fine while doing it.
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Presenting: The official tee of the cheap old houses movement! With our mantra "Fear No Fixer" on the front and our logo on the back, everyone will know where you stand when it comes to the age-old McMansion v. Cool Old House debate. Tee is made of 100% cotton.
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Presenting: The official tee of the cheap old houses movement! With our mantra "Fear No Fixer" on the front and our logo on the back, everyone will know where you stand when it comes to the age-old McMansion v. Cool Old House debate. Tee is made of 100% cotton.
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The classics never go out of style, they just reinvent themselves! Our fan-favorite "Save All the Old Houses" tshirt — now in super-soft tri-blend and eye-catching color — makes it clear where you can stand on which old houses deserve to be saved: SAVE THEM ALL!
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From the mouth of Elizabeth's grandfather, straight to God's ears. Henry Baird's favorite phrase continues to inspire us daily to push forward on the restoration of own Cheap Old House. Let it inspire you, too!
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In season 1 of our show "Cheap Old Houses," we traversed the country in search of the most magical cheap old house cities and towns. And then we made a band-style tee so we'd forever be roadtripping. 100% of the proceeds from the sale of this tee will be donated to the Kingston City Land Bank, which helps rehab historical homes into affordable housing for the immediate community.
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FACT: You have the greatest house in the world. Isn’t it time you made that news official? Shower your home with love with this vintage-inspired pennant, crafted of a nostalgic wool felt and made to flatter any great house. The perfect housewarming gift!
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We think spirits that haunt old houses are kind of adorable, so we're paying homage to them in the cutest way possible! Measuring 4" x 9", this tiny treasure is the perfect stocking stuffer for your friend that has finally landed their "forever" home, and absolutely refuses to ever leave it. (Friend: WE SEE YOU.)
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There’s nothing like a good Grandma House! Cozy, warm and perfectly old-timey. Our “Grandma House” wool felt pennant is cheeky, fun and perfect for hanging in your vintage pink bathroom. You're welcome.
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The perfect gift for the old house lover who has everything! This cheerful and nostalgic pennant will celebrate your spirit of advocacy and preservation, while adding a splash of vintage charm to your home.
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You've bought a house with soul, and we think that's just the greatest thing ever. And now you need our “If These Walls Could Talk” wool felt pennant! The ultimate conversation piece, dontcha think?
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If there’s one thing we’re sure of, it’s that people who live in bungalows LOVE THEIR BUNGALOWS. It’s a special kind of bond we like to call BungaLOVE, and we’ve designed an extra-special pennant to celebrate it.
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We've found the perfect gift for your friend who spends 3/4 of their monthly income on rent for their studio apartment in an overpriced city! Yay! (Come on over to the other side, guys, the weather's fine!)
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GIFT CARDS FOR OLD HOUSE LOVERS!
It's easy to give generously when you’re helping someone celebrate their old house journey. Our gift cards can be redeemed for any of the celebratory old house merchandise in our shop! Unfortunately, they cannot be redeemed for the purchase of an actual old house (if only!).
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A little tongue-in-cheek old house humor never hurt anyone! Show the world you love your dear old Money Pit with our custom, vintage-inspired keychain made only for those for who understand that the blood, sweat and tears will all be worth it in the end. (But shhhh... that's our little secret!)
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Introducing: The perfect housewarming gift, for a friend or for yourself! It took you forever to find The Greatest House in the World, and this vintage-inspired hotel keychain is here to help you celebrate the win!
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We wish we could have made a bag to fit one thousand houses inside. Spread the Cheap Old Houses love with this 100% cotton tote, which announces our dedication to never stop celebrating the weird and wonderful.
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Someday you'll have a kitchen with the sink of your dreams. In the meantime, we made you a pin! Wear it to celebrate the simple things in life, like farmhouses, sunflowers and 6'-long drainboards.
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Get out and spread the BungaLOVE! Bungalow lovers far and wide will adore this charming take on a classic style. Coast to coast, far and wide, the good ol’ Craftsman is as American as apple pie.
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Architecture 101 never looked more fun! We partnered with Julia Walther of Shiny Apple Studio in Washington, D.C. to offer this pack of tiny, shiny pins celebrating the three orders of Ancient Greek architecture: Doric, Ionic, and Corinthian.
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There are so many good ones! Keep tabs on your favorite cheap old houses with our simple and stylish little notebook, perfect for tucking into your glove compartment while scoping out hidden gems.
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Our favorite sayings, all in one place! Cheap Old Houses buyers are rockstars, plain and simple. Our bandana is soft, cozy and goes with every style: Queen Anne, Craftsman or Colonial Revival.
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We took our most popular Instagram giphys, snapped our fingers and transformed them into a magical set of old house stickers sure to dress up even the sorriest of spaces. Collect them all!
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Save your pennies! Seriously, guys, there are cheap old houses waiting for you. Saving for a rainy day (or a rainy house) will be simple and fun with our adorable coin pouches, which come in an assortment of fun colors.
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A fun collection of old house puffy stickers!
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Are you known to slam on the brakes whenever you pass a big, old fixer-upper? It’s high time you warned the rest of the world. Our “I Brake for Old Houses” bumper sticker is dressed in neutral shades to compliment any car, so you can rest easy and focus on the task at hand: Scoping out your dream house.
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JOIN THE REVOLUTION
YOU'RE MISSING OUT ON 2,000 HOUSES EACH YEAR.
We offer 4 weekly newsletters, focused on all different types of Cheap Old Houses! With a discount bundle newsletter subscription, you’ll receive all four newsletters for the price of two (wha!?!) That’s 2,000 additional active listings each year, filled with more old house goodness than you’ll be able to handle. Surely, “the one” is in there somewhere, right?